Shashuri Jaamai Upakhyan
By: Arundev Dayal
partnerinbed@hotmail.com
Aamar ei kahini ta besh boro, kaaron ta porlei bujhtey paarben pathok kul. Dhoirjyo dhorey porbaar jonyo tai aagam dhonyobad janiye raakhlaam. Aami ek nobin jubok. Boyesh 26, 6ft 3 inch lomba deher goron 42-28-34. Aamar biyer thik holo ekta poribare, jaar korta teen baar biye korechhen. Prochondo moddo paan korten bole prothom dui bou chhere chole jaay. Ei bou bhodroloker cheye onek chhoto.
42 bochhorer buro biye korlo ek 19 bochhorer juboti ke. Ei dompotir ek matro meyer shonge aamar biyer thik holo. Swami heart patient bole stree ke shob kichhu korte hoy. Service korey meye maanush korechhen maa. Tai 20 bochhorer hotei meye ke paar korte udyog nilen maa. Aami jokhon oder dujon ke dekhi, aamar maatha kharap hotey baaki chhilo. Jemon maa temon meye. 40 teo maayer vital stats aamar maatha ghuriye diyechhilo 5 ft 7 inches tall aar vital
Statistics 39-26-35 maayer paashey meye 5 feet 9 inches tall aar vital statistics 34-22-30 equally attractive. Jokhon biyer kotha cholchhilo tokhon maa baa meye -kau kei bhalo korey dekhini aami. Nirdishto dine biye holo. Amaar shoshur barite bashor jaagbar protha chhilo naa 2 AM nagad biye shesh hote khawa dawa shere teen tolar ghore shutey gelam. Aamar bhore uthe byaam kora obhyesh chhilo.
Jothareeti uthe kosrot shesh korey bathroom sherey ghore eshe boshechhi, shasuri elen aamar jonyo chaa niye. Aamay nijer shaamney boshiye chaa khaiye khoob kintu korey ekta onurodh korlen. Baba, tumi notun jaamai, taao lojjar maatha kheye ekta kotha bolte hochchhe. Aamay ek baar bajar jete hobey. Tumi ki aamar shonge jete parbe? Ghorey aar keu nei je boli. Aami apotti korini. Ekta richshaw deke dujon uthe boshlaam. Aamader gaaye gaa laagte thaklo.
Notun biye howa bor niye beriyechhen bole porda ta phele dite bollen tini. Tomar boshte khoob koshto hochchhe nischoy. Tumi aamar dike aar ektu shorey eshe bosho. Aamar komor joriye dhorey nijer dike tene nilen shashuri. Aamar left haat ta taar pete laagchhilo bole aami sheta mohilaar pechhon diye niye raakhlaam. Uni aabar aamar haat tene niye elen peter shaamney. Taarpor nijer haat diye aamar haat duto dhorey roilen. Kaane kaane bollen,
Shashuri ekhono eto modern hoye othe ni. Maanush jon dekhley ki bolbey? Taar cheye etai bhalo. Rickshaw te gaaye gaa laagtei parey. Aami shashurir norom gorom buker chhnoyan pete thaaklam. Phirti potheo shei chhnoyan thekey aami bonchito holaam naa. Ebaar kine aana jinish gulo shashurir koley raakha chhilo. Pholey aamar right side e boshbaar jonyo taar blouse aar saree te onek phank thekey giyechhilo.
Ei prothom aami shashurir bhoraat buk duto bhalo korey dekhte pelaam. Koley raakha jinish dhorey chhilaam dujonei. Tokhono shokoley ghumiye chhilo. Phirey eshe richshaw thekey neme shshuri bollen, “Tomar shorir khoob mojboot kintu norom. Bou niye choley elaam. Bou-bhaat hoye jete dhulo paa korte jete hoy. Aamar bou onyo relative aar bondhu der shonge dekha hotei hoihoi korte shuru kore. Aami shei teen tolaay chole elaam. Terrace garden chhilo.
Ekta chair pete boshey aakash, prokriti dekhte laglaam. Ektu pore shashuri aamar jol-khabar niye opore elen. Aamay bollen Dekhechho aamar meyer kando? Nijer bandhobider peye tomar jol-khabarta je niye aashbey taar kheyal nei. Naa naa aapni byasto hoben naa. Aamar oshubidhe hoy ni kichhu. Taa chhara baari thekey kheyei beriyechhi. Khabaar thala shaamney rekhey shashuri aamar mookher theek shaamney boshlen.
Nao baba khetey shuru koro. Dupurer khabaar byabostha hote onek deri hobey. Shashuri uthe gelen aamar khawa shuru dekhey, kintu ektu porei aabar phirey elen. Aamar shaamney boshey aachomka proshno korlen, “aamar meyer shonge bhaab hoyechhe? Aami chup korey thaaklam. Ei proshner ki uttor debo? Matro duto raat shey aamar shonge katiyechhe. Ektu chup thekey uni aabar bollen, “Lojja peo naa baba. Aamar meye khoob laajuk, tai jaantey chaichhi.
Aamra swami-stree dujonei khoob chintito ei bishoy ta niye. Shotti korey bolo to baba, oke pochhondo hoyechhe to? Ebaar aamay kotha boltei holo. Aapni je meyer maa, taakey opochhondo hobey keno? Boro nishchinto holaam baba. Aamar kintu aapnar birudhhey naalish aachhey. Ki naalish? Aapnar meye boro laajuk. Koi aapni to taa non? Biyer porer shokaaley
Kemon aamay nijer mone korey bajare niye giyechhilen, richshaw te paachhe aamar kono koshto hoy tai nijer kaachhe tene niyechhilen. Aami maayer kaachhe aapnar golpo korey mone mone bhishon khushi hoyechhi. Shashuri ektu chup korey roilen. Taarpor bollen, “aamaro tomaay khoob aapon mone hoyechhe. Tomaar shoshurke bolchhilaam tomaar kotha. Ekta kotha jaantey ichchhe korchhe. Uni aamader bari jaan ni. Etotai oshustho?
Onek deen hoye gyalo. Meye aamar tokhon 18 maasher. Nijer opor otyachaar to kom koren ni. Taar khyasharot dichchhen ekhon. Kono motey bathroom jete paaren. 24 ghonta kaajer lok aachhe. Nehaat aami bhalo chakri kori, tai meye ta ke maanush korey biye dite perechhi. Ebaar jaai, onek kaaj pore achhe. Aapnar shonge golpo korte khoob bhalo laagchhey. Thik achhe, ektu pore aashchhi. Tomar shonge joto kotha bolchhi, toto bhalo laagchhey. Uni chole jete aabar ekla hoye gelaam.
Ekbaar aamar poribaar ke dekhlaam bandhobider niye opore eshe aamay dekhey chole gyalo, jyano aami chiriyakhanar khanchay poora jeeb ekta. Dupurer khaowar aagey shashuri aar elen naa. Aami bichhanay goriye katiye dilaam. Lagowa bathroom e giye snan kore nilaam. Bela duto nagaad khabaar jonyo daak pelaam. Bou er bandhobider shonge alaap holo. Tobe jomlo naa adda. Orao sheta bujhlo, je aami theek oder type noi.
Khete khetei ora plan korlo cinema jabe.
Aami bhirlaam naa oder shonge. Aabar opore teen tolaay chole elaam. Shashuri aamar kaachhe elen aabar. Ebaar aar saree pore noy, salwaar kameez pora. dekhey aami chomkey gelaam. Shuye chhilaam, uthe boshlaam. Birokto korlaam naa to? Bhablaam tumi eka bore feel korchho. Aamar meye to chole gyalo cinema dekhte. Naa naa, aashoon. Bhaalo holo, aapnar shonge golpo korey shomoy kaatbey. Ora ghonta teen ek aagey phirbey bole mone hoy naa.
Aapni kintu aamay khoob chomkey diyechhen. Ei outfit e aapnake ashaa kori ni. Aapnakey onek young laagchhey. Baari te saree pore thaaki, office geley majhey majhey dress pori. Tomaar maa poren ei shob? Nishchoi!” Aapni o porben, mon bhalo thakbey. Shokaal bela tumi bolchhiley naa meye ke kichhu shekhai ni, aasholey oke aamra boarding school e maanush korechhi.
Aami oke boro korbo, naa oshustho swami shamlaabo, bujhey uthtey parini. Hostel tai theek mone hoyechhilo. Jaak, tomaay kintu baba dhoirjyo dhortey hobey, karon meye aamar shomoy nebe nijeke adjust korte. Aapni nishchinto thaaktey paaren, aamar dike kono oshubidhey hobey naa. Aamay tumi bondhu bhaabtey paro. Tumi bore feel korle, aami tomake company debo
Aami hanshlaam. Hanshley je? Mondo hobey naa. Bouer bodoley shashuri company debe. Tumi ki bhabo aamakey? Paarbo naa?”Ki aashchorjyo! Aami ki tai bollam? Aapni to biye aapnar meyer aagey korechhen. Obhigyotaar daam nei? Kintu aapni ki danriye danriye aamar shonge golpo korben naki? Shashuri boshlen. Aami aabar bollam Aapnake shashuri bole monei hoy naa! Aapnake loke dekhley bolbey aamar boro shyalika
I must appreciate you to be able to flirt pretty well with your mother-in-law. In that case please allow me to appreciate your beauty and tenderness of your body. Aager diner rickshaw journey aami bhulbo naa. My pleasure. Ekta kaaj kori cholo. Aamaro ekta movie dekhey aashi. Jabe?” Aapotti nei ora gaari niye gyachhey, aamader taxi korey jete hobey. Dujoney dosh minute lagaalaam toiree hoye beriye portey. Inox choley gelaam dujoney. Weekday bole bheer chhilo naa.
Daami ticket kiney boshlaam. Aami T-shirt aar jeans porlaam, shashuri o black jeans aar ekta cream top porechhilo. Hall e dhukey aamar daan dike boshlo. Hall ondhokaar hoye jete shashuri aamar peether pechhon diye ekta haat diye aamakey joriye dhorlo. Shahosh bere gyalo aamar. Taar haat shoriye nijer haat diye shashuri ke nijer kaachhe tene nilaam. Shey aamar shorirer kaachhe shorey elo. Phish phish korey bollo Aaj 21 bochhor por, ekjon purush maanush aamay sporsho korlo.
Theek holo naa kotha ta. Du deen aagei chhowa legechhilo norom shorirey. Taa chhara aami to purush noi, jaamai. Tatey ki? Tumi to bolechho aamakey tomaar bhalo legechhey, tai to tomaay niye cinema dekhtey elaam Cinema shuru holo, English movie. Motor-bike chaliye hero taar secretary ke niye airport jachchhey ekta crime rukhtey secretary hero ke pechhon thekey joriye dhorey achhe.
Shashuri aaro shorey elo aamar gaa ghenshey aamar kandhey nijer maatha rakhlo, aamar daan haat ta nijer haater neech diye nijer komore raakhlo. Aami nobo bibahito ek purush. Tokhon obdhi bou ke sporsho korini. Ei shoojog aar ki aashbey? Cinema aamar maathay thaak. Takaalaam shashurir dikey, dekhlaam shey aamay dekhchhey, cinema noy. “Dushtoomi korte ichchhe korchhe?
Uttore shey aamar gaaley nijer norom thoant ta sporsho koraay. Aami license peye jaai. Daan haat ta komor thekey oporer dikey uthe aashey. Ei prothom nijer shashurir naam dhorlaam aami, tumi korey kotha bollam. “Onu (Onuradha ke chhoto korey), onumoti niye nilaam dushtoo hoye oathaar.” Jobaabey shey aabar chumu khaay aamay. Ebaar aar baadha thaaktei paarey naa.
Komor thekey haat uthe elo taar norom pelob buker paashey. Dheerey ekta chaap dilaam. Taar mookh thekey ekta osposhto ‘aaah’ beriye elo. Kameez er opor diye bhalo korey buk tepa jaay naa, Onu sheta aamar cheye onek bhalo bujhto. Tai nijer kameez er hook gulo ekta ekta korey khooley dilo shey. Cinema dekha maathay uthlo. Hall thekey beriye taxi dhorey shoja shoshur bari phirey elaam 40 year old hoye uthlo sweet 18.
Aamar haat dhorey dourey dourey teen tolaay uthe elo Onu. Ghorer dorja ektu o awaj naa korey bondho korey diyei Onuradha ke dui haat e nijer buk e teney nilaam. Pagoler moton chumu khetey shuru korlaam taar mookh mondol e. Aamra jeno ekti khudhaarto byaghro dompoti. Ei lohomaay dujore boshon mukto holaam. Ghorer shob porda tene ondhokaar korey dilaam. Taarpor ghorer alo jwele dilaam Eki?
Choop! Tomaar deher shoundorjyo upobhog korte dao aamay. Badhaa dio naa, lokkhiti! Bou ke to dekhini. Shashuri ke dekhley bou ki taar ekta andaaj pabo? Khoob dooshtoo to? Pochhondo noy? Bhisho-o-n, daroon pochhondo. Kintu, aar kothaa noy please. Onu r buk jora dui haat e tiptey thaaki moyda thaasha korbar moton korey. Khoyri ronger bnota duto koot koot korey daant diye kaamratey shuru kori.
Aasholey theek ki je korbo, konta aagey korbo theek korte paarchhilaam naa. Onu chup korey aador khachchhilo. Majhey majhey aamar kando dekhey heshey phelchhilo. Chheler kando dyakho. Kisher aabar kando? Aamar to obhigyota nei, tai thoi pachchhi naa. O baba! Chheler raag aachhey dekhi shorir e. Aar kotha naa bole aami Onu ke bichhanaay niye showalaam. Er por taar paashey shuye taar shaara gaaye chumu khetey laglaam pagoler moton.
Ektu por Onu bollo Aar koto chumu khaabey? Egotey hobey naa? Onu aamay nijer buk er opor tuley nilo. Aamar paayer dikey maatha korey shoow dekhi. Keno? Ektu aanari babu ke shikhiye dei. Bou je odhoiryo hoye jabe. Shey aamar maatha ta nijer dui paayer majhey gunjey dilo. Nao, aamar okhaaney mookh dao, dujoneri bhalo laagbey. Ghenna peo naa, onek meye chatatey baa choshatey bhalobashey. Aami o tomaar ta chooshey debo.”
Aami taar dui paayer majhey mookh thekatei taar hishur phutoy mookh ditei Onu ooooouaah- korey uthei aamar ta nijer mookhey poorey chooshtey shuru korey dyay. Aamar shonge shonge mone hoy je aamar bhetor toalpaar shuru hoye gyachhey. Ebaar aamar mookh thekey shobdo beriye aashey ohuuuuauauuuuuimaauiuii. Onu nije o chooshtey chooshtey awaj korchhilo mookh diye. Onu r hishu r nonta swad aamar bhalo laagchhilo.
Aami bhabchhilaam ek bochhorer modhye ki korey Onu ei shob shikhlo? Onek khon dhorey chosha chooshi korar por bujhlaam Onu r hishu r bhetor ta bhijey jobjob korchhey. Aami uthe porlaam. Nijey maatitey danriye Onu ke khaater konaay teney nilaam. Danriye dhokaabey naa ki? 21 bochhor byabohaar hoy ni, ektu shaabdhaaney dhukiyo, kemon?
Aamar to notun, tai dujon kei shaabdhaan thaaktey hobey. Onu r paa duto joto ta shombhob chhoriye dilaam. Ei baar bhaalo korey taar hishu ta dekhlaam. Kalo kokraa kokraa loamey dhaka holey o cheraa ta onek tai boro. Nijer hishu ta oar hishu r mookhey thekiye khoob dhirey dhirey chaap dewa shuru korlaam. Aamar ektu byatha korley o bhaalo laagchhilo. Onu aamar kandhey nijer paa duto tuley dilo.
Pooch’ korey ekta shobdo hoyei aamar hishu ta Onu r bhetor dhukey gyalo.Ah! Koto deen pore aamar gud e ekta daanda dhooklo. Aami kotha shuney chomkey uthi. Ki dhooklo? Daanda, baara, lyaora. Bichhanar bhashay khoob kanchaa dekhchhi. Meye janey ei bhasha? Aami kono din baari te boli ni er aagey. Tobe guder aar bhangley theek shikhey jaabey. Nao ekhon bhalo korey aamay chodo to. 21 bochhor uposhi aachhi aami.
Aamar modhye anaritwo chhilo. Moner bhetor bhoy thaakley jaa hoy. Shashuri khoob shohojogita korchhilo aamar shonge. 40 minute korbar por aami bujhtey paarlam je aami aar dhorey rakhtey paarbo naa. Mookhey proshno korlaam “aar koto deri? Aamar hoye eshechhey kintu. Prothom baar ei rokom hotei paarey. Chinta korbaar kichhu nei. Baar baar kortey kortey theek hoye jaabey. Tumi ki phelbey?
Ta holey bairey aamar pete baa buk e phyalo. Aamar eta unsafe period aami hishu ta baar korey niye dourey bathroom e choley gelaam. Shekhaney pheley dhuchchhi, emon shomoy aamar shashuri eshe ulongo obosthay dhuklo. Pan e boshey chhyar chhyar korey moottey laaglo aamar dikey phirey. Ek baar lojja choley geley meyera purusher shaamney shob korte paarey. Aami hanshlaam dekhey shey bollo ete hanshir ki aachhey?
Meyera ek baar jaar shaamney shorir dekhiye dyay taakey aar lojja paay naa. Aami shomporkey tomaar shashuri theek I, kintu aamay chodar por aar tomaay lojja korbei naa aamar. Ebaar bolo aamar meye ke kobey lagaabey? Ei baari te paarbo naa. Maayer mookh ta mone pore jaabey. Kintu ekta kotha khoob jaantey ichchhe korchhe. 21 bochhor pore ki rokom laaglo? Shotti bolley boltey hoy jehetu aamra bhoye bhoye kaaj ta korechhi, aami aanondo paai ni.
Ta holey nirbhoye korbaar byabostha kortey hoy ebaar. Abaar chao, shotti? Bah! Nesha dhorey gyachey je? Kobey byabostha korbo? Ekhaan thekey beriye kotha bolley hoy naa? Shotti-i to! Onek khon hoye gyachhey aamader ghor bondho. Cholo, bairey giye kotha boli aamra. Aamra beriye elaam bathroom thekey. Poshak pore ek tolaay neme gyalo aamar shashuri. Ki bondhu ra? Ki rokom laagchhilo etokhhon ei upakhyan? Bou naa peyeo shashuri pelaam, taak dooma doom doom. Bou er kotha aagaami kono ek shomoyer jonyo tola thaak, ki bolen?
By: Arundev Dayal
partnerinbed@hotmail.com
Aamar ei kahini ta besh boro, kaaron ta porlei bujhtey paarben pathok kul. Dhoirjyo dhorey porbaar jonyo tai aagam dhonyobad janiye raakhlaam. Aami ek nobin jubok. Boyesh 26, 6ft 3 inch lomba deher goron 42-28-34. Aamar biyer thik holo ekta poribare, jaar korta teen baar biye korechhen. Prochondo moddo paan korten bole prothom dui bou chhere chole jaay. Ei bou bhodroloker cheye onek chhoto.
42 bochhorer buro biye korlo ek 19 bochhorer juboti ke. Ei dompotir ek matro meyer shonge aamar biyer thik holo. Swami heart patient bole stree ke shob kichhu korte hoy. Service korey meye maanush korechhen maa. Tai 20 bochhorer hotei meye ke paar korte udyog nilen maa. Aami jokhon oder dujon ke dekhi, aamar maatha kharap hotey baaki chhilo. Jemon maa temon meye. 40 teo maayer vital stats aamar maatha ghuriye diyechhilo 5 ft 7 inches tall aar vital
Statistics 39-26-35 maayer paashey meye 5 feet 9 inches tall aar vital statistics 34-22-30 equally attractive. Jokhon biyer kotha cholchhilo tokhon maa baa meye -kau kei bhalo korey dekhini aami. Nirdishto dine biye holo. Amaar shoshur barite bashor jaagbar protha chhilo naa 2 AM nagad biye shesh hote khawa dawa shere teen tolar ghore shutey gelam. Aamar bhore uthe byaam kora obhyesh chhilo.
Jothareeti uthe kosrot shesh korey bathroom sherey ghore eshe boshechhi, shasuri elen aamar jonyo chaa niye. Aamay nijer shaamney boshiye chaa khaiye khoob kintu korey ekta onurodh korlen. Baba, tumi notun jaamai, taao lojjar maatha kheye ekta kotha bolte hochchhe. Aamay ek baar bajar jete hobey. Tumi ki aamar shonge jete parbe? Ghorey aar keu nei je boli. Aami apotti korini. Ekta richshaw deke dujon uthe boshlaam. Aamader gaaye gaa laagte thaklo.
Notun biye howa bor niye beriyechhen bole porda ta phele dite bollen tini. Tomar boshte khoob koshto hochchhe nischoy. Tumi aamar dike aar ektu shorey eshe bosho. Aamar komor joriye dhorey nijer dike tene nilen shashuri. Aamar left haat ta taar pete laagchhilo bole aami sheta mohilaar pechhon diye niye raakhlaam. Uni aabar aamar haat tene niye elen peter shaamney. Taarpor nijer haat diye aamar haat duto dhorey roilen. Kaane kaane bollen,
Shashuri ekhono eto modern hoye othe ni. Maanush jon dekhley ki bolbey? Taar cheye etai bhalo. Rickshaw te gaaye gaa laagtei parey. Aami shashurir norom gorom buker chhnoyan pete thaaklam. Phirti potheo shei chhnoyan thekey aami bonchito holaam naa. Ebaar kine aana jinish gulo shashurir koley raakha chhilo. Pholey aamar right side e boshbaar jonyo taar blouse aar saree te onek phank thekey giyechhilo.
Ei prothom aami shashurir bhoraat buk duto bhalo korey dekhte pelaam. Koley raakha jinish dhorey chhilaam dujonei. Tokhono shokoley ghumiye chhilo. Phirey eshe richshaw thekey neme shshuri bollen, “Tomar shorir khoob mojboot kintu norom. Bou niye choley elaam. Bou-bhaat hoye jete dhulo paa korte jete hoy. Aamar bou onyo relative aar bondhu der shonge dekha hotei hoihoi korte shuru kore. Aami shei teen tolaay chole elaam. Terrace garden chhilo.
Ekta chair pete boshey aakash, prokriti dekhte laglaam. Ektu pore shashuri aamar jol-khabar niye opore elen. Aamay bollen Dekhechho aamar meyer kando? Nijer bandhobider peye tomar jol-khabarta je niye aashbey taar kheyal nei. Naa naa aapni byasto hoben naa. Aamar oshubidhe hoy ni kichhu. Taa chhara baari thekey kheyei beriyechhi. Khabaar thala shaamney rekhey shashuri aamar mookher theek shaamney boshlen.
Nao baba khetey shuru koro. Dupurer khabaar byabostha hote onek deri hobey. Shashuri uthe gelen aamar khawa shuru dekhey, kintu ektu porei aabar phirey elen. Aamar shaamney boshey aachomka proshno korlen, “aamar meyer shonge bhaab hoyechhe? Aami chup korey thaaklam. Ei proshner ki uttor debo? Matro duto raat shey aamar shonge katiyechhe. Ektu chup thekey uni aabar bollen, “Lojja peo naa baba. Aamar meye khoob laajuk, tai jaantey chaichhi.
Aamra swami-stree dujonei khoob chintito ei bishoy ta niye. Shotti korey bolo to baba, oke pochhondo hoyechhe to? Ebaar aamay kotha boltei holo. Aapni je meyer maa, taakey opochhondo hobey keno? Boro nishchinto holaam baba. Aamar kintu aapnar birudhhey naalish aachhey. Ki naalish? Aapnar meye boro laajuk. Koi aapni to taa non? Biyer porer shokaaley
Kemon aamay nijer mone korey bajare niye giyechhilen, richshaw te paachhe aamar kono koshto hoy tai nijer kaachhe tene niyechhilen. Aami maayer kaachhe aapnar golpo korey mone mone bhishon khushi hoyechhi. Shashuri ektu chup korey roilen. Taarpor bollen, “aamaro tomaay khoob aapon mone hoyechhe. Tomaar shoshurke bolchhilaam tomaar kotha. Ekta kotha jaantey ichchhe korchhe. Uni aamader bari jaan ni. Etotai oshustho?
Onek deen hoye gyalo. Meye aamar tokhon 18 maasher. Nijer opor otyachaar to kom koren ni. Taar khyasharot dichchhen ekhon. Kono motey bathroom jete paaren. 24 ghonta kaajer lok aachhe. Nehaat aami bhalo chakri kori, tai meye ta ke maanush korey biye dite perechhi. Ebaar jaai, onek kaaj pore achhe. Aapnar shonge golpo korte khoob bhalo laagchhey. Thik achhe, ektu pore aashchhi. Tomar shonge joto kotha bolchhi, toto bhalo laagchhey. Uni chole jete aabar ekla hoye gelaam.
Ekbaar aamar poribaar ke dekhlaam bandhobider niye opore eshe aamay dekhey chole gyalo, jyano aami chiriyakhanar khanchay poora jeeb ekta. Dupurer khaowar aagey shashuri aar elen naa. Aami bichhanay goriye katiye dilaam. Lagowa bathroom e giye snan kore nilaam. Bela duto nagaad khabaar jonyo daak pelaam. Bou er bandhobider shonge alaap holo. Tobe jomlo naa adda. Orao sheta bujhlo, je aami theek oder type noi.
Khete khetei ora plan korlo cinema jabe.
Aami bhirlaam naa oder shonge. Aabar opore teen tolaay chole elaam. Shashuri aamar kaachhe elen aabar. Ebaar aar saree pore noy, salwaar kameez pora. dekhey aami chomkey gelaam. Shuye chhilaam, uthe boshlaam. Birokto korlaam naa to? Bhablaam tumi eka bore feel korchho. Aamar meye to chole gyalo cinema dekhte. Naa naa, aashoon. Bhaalo holo, aapnar shonge golpo korey shomoy kaatbey. Ora ghonta teen ek aagey phirbey bole mone hoy naa.
Aapni kintu aamay khoob chomkey diyechhen. Ei outfit e aapnake ashaa kori ni. Aapnakey onek young laagchhey. Baari te saree pore thaaki, office geley majhey majhey dress pori. Tomaar maa poren ei shob? Nishchoi!” Aapni o porben, mon bhalo thakbey. Shokaal bela tumi bolchhiley naa meye ke kichhu shekhai ni, aasholey oke aamra boarding school e maanush korechhi.
Aami oke boro korbo, naa oshustho swami shamlaabo, bujhey uthtey parini. Hostel tai theek mone hoyechhilo. Jaak, tomaay kintu baba dhoirjyo dhortey hobey, karon meye aamar shomoy nebe nijeke adjust korte. Aapni nishchinto thaaktey paaren, aamar dike kono oshubidhey hobey naa. Aamay tumi bondhu bhaabtey paro. Tumi bore feel korle, aami tomake company debo
Aami hanshlaam. Hanshley je? Mondo hobey naa. Bouer bodoley shashuri company debe. Tumi ki bhabo aamakey? Paarbo naa?”Ki aashchorjyo! Aami ki tai bollam? Aapni to biye aapnar meyer aagey korechhen. Obhigyotaar daam nei? Kintu aapni ki danriye danriye aamar shonge golpo korben naki? Shashuri boshlen. Aami aabar bollam Aapnake shashuri bole monei hoy naa! Aapnake loke dekhley bolbey aamar boro shyalika
I must appreciate you to be able to flirt pretty well with your mother-in-law. In that case please allow me to appreciate your beauty and tenderness of your body. Aager diner rickshaw journey aami bhulbo naa. My pleasure. Ekta kaaj kori cholo. Aamaro ekta movie dekhey aashi. Jabe?” Aapotti nei ora gaari niye gyachhey, aamader taxi korey jete hobey. Dujoney dosh minute lagaalaam toiree hoye beriye portey. Inox choley gelaam dujoney. Weekday bole bheer chhilo naa.
Daami ticket kiney boshlaam. Aami T-shirt aar jeans porlaam, shashuri o black jeans aar ekta cream top porechhilo. Hall e dhukey aamar daan dike boshlo. Hall ondhokaar hoye jete shashuri aamar peether pechhon diye ekta haat diye aamakey joriye dhorlo. Shahosh bere gyalo aamar. Taar haat shoriye nijer haat diye shashuri ke nijer kaachhe tene nilaam. Shey aamar shorirer kaachhe shorey elo. Phish phish korey bollo Aaj 21 bochhor por, ekjon purush maanush aamay sporsho korlo.
Theek holo naa kotha ta. Du deen aagei chhowa legechhilo norom shorirey. Taa chhara aami to purush noi, jaamai. Tatey ki? Tumi to bolechho aamakey tomaar bhalo legechhey, tai to tomaay niye cinema dekhtey elaam Cinema shuru holo, English movie. Motor-bike chaliye hero taar secretary ke niye airport jachchhey ekta crime rukhtey secretary hero ke pechhon thekey joriye dhorey achhe.
Shashuri aaro shorey elo aamar gaa ghenshey aamar kandhey nijer maatha rakhlo, aamar daan haat ta nijer haater neech diye nijer komore raakhlo. Aami nobo bibahito ek purush. Tokhon obdhi bou ke sporsho korini. Ei shoojog aar ki aashbey? Cinema aamar maathay thaak. Takaalaam shashurir dikey, dekhlaam shey aamay dekhchhey, cinema noy. “Dushtoomi korte ichchhe korchhe?
Uttore shey aamar gaaley nijer norom thoant ta sporsho koraay. Aami license peye jaai. Daan haat ta komor thekey oporer dikey uthe aashey. Ei prothom nijer shashurir naam dhorlaam aami, tumi korey kotha bollam. “Onu (Onuradha ke chhoto korey), onumoti niye nilaam dushtoo hoye oathaar.” Jobaabey shey aabar chumu khaay aamay. Ebaar aar baadha thaaktei paarey naa.
Komor thekey haat uthe elo taar norom pelob buker paashey. Dheerey ekta chaap dilaam. Taar mookh thekey ekta osposhto ‘aaah’ beriye elo. Kameez er opor diye bhalo korey buk tepa jaay naa, Onu sheta aamar cheye onek bhalo bujhto. Tai nijer kameez er hook gulo ekta ekta korey khooley dilo shey. Cinema dekha maathay uthlo. Hall thekey beriye taxi dhorey shoja shoshur bari phirey elaam 40 year old hoye uthlo sweet 18.
Aamar haat dhorey dourey dourey teen tolaay uthe elo Onu. Ghorer dorja ektu o awaj naa korey bondho korey diyei Onuradha ke dui haat e nijer buk e teney nilaam. Pagoler moton chumu khetey shuru korlaam taar mookh mondol e. Aamra jeno ekti khudhaarto byaghro dompoti. Ei lohomaay dujore boshon mukto holaam. Ghorer shob porda tene ondhokaar korey dilaam. Taarpor ghorer alo jwele dilaam Eki?
Choop! Tomaar deher shoundorjyo upobhog korte dao aamay. Badhaa dio naa, lokkhiti! Bou ke to dekhini. Shashuri ke dekhley bou ki taar ekta andaaj pabo? Khoob dooshtoo to? Pochhondo noy? Bhisho-o-n, daroon pochhondo. Kintu, aar kothaa noy please. Onu r buk jora dui haat e tiptey thaaki moyda thaasha korbar moton korey. Khoyri ronger bnota duto koot koot korey daant diye kaamratey shuru kori.
Aasholey theek ki je korbo, konta aagey korbo theek korte paarchhilaam naa. Onu chup korey aador khachchhilo. Majhey majhey aamar kando dekhey heshey phelchhilo. Chheler kando dyakho. Kisher aabar kando? Aamar to obhigyota nei, tai thoi pachchhi naa. O baba! Chheler raag aachhey dekhi shorir e. Aar kotha naa bole aami Onu ke bichhanaay niye showalaam. Er por taar paashey shuye taar shaara gaaye chumu khetey laglaam pagoler moton.
Ektu por Onu bollo Aar koto chumu khaabey? Egotey hobey naa? Onu aamay nijer buk er opor tuley nilo. Aamar paayer dikey maatha korey shoow dekhi. Keno? Ektu aanari babu ke shikhiye dei. Bou je odhoiryo hoye jabe. Shey aamar maatha ta nijer dui paayer majhey gunjey dilo. Nao, aamar okhaaney mookh dao, dujoneri bhalo laagbey. Ghenna peo naa, onek meye chatatey baa choshatey bhalobashey. Aami o tomaar ta chooshey debo.”
Aami taar dui paayer majhey mookh thekatei taar hishur phutoy mookh ditei Onu ooooouaah- korey uthei aamar ta nijer mookhey poorey chooshtey shuru korey dyay. Aamar shonge shonge mone hoy je aamar bhetor toalpaar shuru hoye gyachhey. Ebaar aamar mookh thekey shobdo beriye aashey ohuuuuauauuuuuimaauiuii. Onu nije o chooshtey chooshtey awaj korchhilo mookh diye. Onu r hishu r nonta swad aamar bhalo laagchhilo.
Aami bhabchhilaam ek bochhorer modhye ki korey Onu ei shob shikhlo? Onek khon dhorey chosha chooshi korar por bujhlaam Onu r hishu r bhetor ta bhijey jobjob korchhey. Aami uthe porlaam. Nijey maatitey danriye Onu ke khaater konaay teney nilaam. Danriye dhokaabey naa ki? 21 bochhor byabohaar hoy ni, ektu shaabdhaaney dhukiyo, kemon?
Aamar to notun, tai dujon kei shaabdhaan thaaktey hobey. Onu r paa duto joto ta shombhob chhoriye dilaam. Ei baar bhaalo korey taar hishu ta dekhlaam. Kalo kokraa kokraa loamey dhaka holey o cheraa ta onek tai boro. Nijer hishu ta oar hishu r mookhey thekiye khoob dhirey dhirey chaap dewa shuru korlaam. Aamar ektu byatha korley o bhaalo laagchhilo. Onu aamar kandhey nijer paa duto tuley dilo.
Pooch’ korey ekta shobdo hoyei aamar hishu ta Onu r bhetor dhukey gyalo.Ah! Koto deen pore aamar gud e ekta daanda dhooklo. Aami kotha shuney chomkey uthi. Ki dhooklo? Daanda, baara, lyaora. Bichhanar bhashay khoob kanchaa dekhchhi. Meye janey ei bhasha? Aami kono din baari te boli ni er aagey. Tobe guder aar bhangley theek shikhey jaabey. Nao ekhon bhalo korey aamay chodo to. 21 bochhor uposhi aachhi aami.
Aamar modhye anaritwo chhilo. Moner bhetor bhoy thaakley jaa hoy. Shashuri khoob shohojogita korchhilo aamar shonge. 40 minute korbar por aami bujhtey paarlam je aami aar dhorey rakhtey paarbo naa. Mookhey proshno korlaam “aar koto deri? Aamar hoye eshechhey kintu. Prothom baar ei rokom hotei paarey. Chinta korbaar kichhu nei. Baar baar kortey kortey theek hoye jaabey. Tumi ki phelbey?
Ta holey bairey aamar pete baa buk e phyalo. Aamar eta unsafe period aami hishu ta baar korey niye dourey bathroom e choley gelaam. Shekhaney pheley dhuchchhi, emon shomoy aamar shashuri eshe ulongo obosthay dhuklo. Pan e boshey chhyar chhyar korey moottey laaglo aamar dikey phirey. Ek baar lojja choley geley meyera purusher shaamney shob korte paarey. Aami hanshlaam dekhey shey bollo ete hanshir ki aachhey?
Meyera ek baar jaar shaamney shorir dekhiye dyay taakey aar lojja paay naa. Aami shomporkey tomaar shashuri theek I, kintu aamay chodar por aar tomaay lojja korbei naa aamar. Ebaar bolo aamar meye ke kobey lagaabey? Ei baari te paarbo naa. Maayer mookh ta mone pore jaabey. Kintu ekta kotha khoob jaantey ichchhe korchhe. 21 bochhor pore ki rokom laaglo? Shotti bolley boltey hoy jehetu aamra bhoye bhoye kaaj ta korechhi, aami aanondo paai ni.
Ta holey nirbhoye korbaar byabostha kortey hoy ebaar. Abaar chao, shotti? Bah! Nesha dhorey gyachey je? Kobey byabostha korbo? Ekhaan thekey beriye kotha bolley hoy naa? Shotti-i to! Onek khon hoye gyachhey aamader ghor bondho. Cholo, bairey giye kotha boli aamra. Aamra beriye elaam bathroom thekey. Poshak pore ek tolaay neme gyalo aamar shashuri. Ki bondhu ra? Ki rokom laagchhilo etokhhon ei upakhyan? Bou naa peyeo shashuri pelaam, taak dooma doom doom. Bou er kotha aagaami kono ek shomoyer jonyo tola thaak, ki bolen?
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